The importance of a good friend in our lives
is like the importance of our heartbeat...

Though they are not visible,
They silently support our life.

Little things we give away come back as blessings some other day.

It's God's way of giving rewards to those who share their unselfish hearts.

Post valentine

Texts/sms received at the height of valentine's day:

1.
Life is short dB?
Bka my
gz2 ka sbhn
skin dgDgan mu nlng 2....

a. Wg m q iwn kc --

b. Sory qng --

c. Slmat sau dhl --

d. D q xpct n --

e. Sna --

f. Lam m --

plz answer '',)


2.
Ngayong Araw ng
mga Puso, Binabati ko ang mga
NAGMAMAHALAN --
bigas, asukal, gasolina, pan de sal, kuryente, tubig, tuition fee, karne, isda, gulay!
Hapi Harts Day!

3.
Spread
Love
everywhere
you go...
Let
no
one
ever come
to
you
and leave without
feeling
better
or happier...
Be
the
expression
of
God's
kindness.
Hapi hearts day!

4.
A Beautiful world
can only
be seen
thru d
eyes of a
Happy Heart...

may u always
have a
happy heart
2 see
d beauty that
God made
specially 4 u.

5.
May your stress
be less
May your blessings
be more
and nothing but
happiness come
flooding through
your heart.

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Cathy

Filipino Excuse Letters

[from an email, no source indicated]

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka may rabies...)

Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33 . ( Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon. Hahaha!)

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.(Ano daw???? )

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.(Hanapin natin!)

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
(Bwehehehe.. -. la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya.Hahaha!!!)

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. (Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Aah.....eh. -...i.... .-ow....u. .-..)

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. (So transsexual pala si Irving ?)

Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. ( Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. (Stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins siya.)

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. (Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. (Hahaha, telenovela.. -. bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...)

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?)

eternal flame for the busy and serious person

The truth behind the song
ETERNAL FLAME
and who really sang it....

BULAG: close your eyes,

PILAY: give me your hand darling

BINGI: do you hear my heart beating?

BOBO: do you understand?

MANHID: do you feel the same?

DUKHA: am I only dreaming?

BUMBERO: is this buring? an eternal flame!

PIPI: say my name,

BALIW: sunshine through the rain,

KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely....

ILUSYUNADA: then you've come and ease the pain

MARTYR: I don't wana lose this feeling....

SALINGPUSA: ohhhh...

No Brainer

10 biggest brain damaging habits:

1. no breakfast
2. overeating
3. smoking
4. high sugar consumption
5. air pollution
6. sleep deprivation
7. head covered while sleeping
8. working the brain during illness
9. lacking in stimulating thoughts
10. talking rarely

Should have been No. 1

[from an email, no source indicated]

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Doubt

When you are deeply troubled
by fear
and inward doubt,

Strive to do what pleases God
and He will lead you out.

Keep you eyes on God and
you'll soon lose sight
of your fears.