Being a real man

Some guys feel the need to love a thousand different women but

a REAL MAN knows how to love ONE woman...

...a thousand different ways.

replies to saying i love u

From a text....

warning, this is only for fun....

pag sinabihan kita ng iLoveyou,

ano reply mo?!

a. i Love you too...

b. i Love you more...

C. tLga?! Thank you!!!

d. wow... gumagnon na!!!

e. sory...im taken...

f. so tayo na?!

g. huh?! kaw tlaga!!!

h. bkit ngayn mo lang cnabi!!! syang taken na Q

i. can u keep that until maging single ako?

j. loko-loko!!!

k. baliw!!!

l. Love you too fwend...

m.e gaga ka pla e...

n. wrong send ka...

Try mo matatawa ka sa mga rply nla.

life imperfect

Life never 

seems to be

the way we want it.

But we need

to live it the

best way 

we can.

There's no PERFECT LIFE...

But we can

fill it with

PERFECT

MOMENTS.

ingenious advertising

[from an email, no source given]

thankful for friendship

Having 

some1

Like you

in my Life

gives me

so many

reasons

to smile

to be 

thankful,

to be proud,

and say...

see? i got the loveliest friend in the world!

side effects

Mr. Bean felt ill and went to the hospital.

The doctor checked him and suggested to have a couple of days of treatment.

Treatment started and the attendant gave him a tablet.

He started cutting the sides of the tablet.

Attendant: Why are you cutting the sides of the tablet?

Mr. Bean:  To avoid side effects

Do you know why God blessed you another morning to wake up?

Its ti forget the pains of yesterday,

and see the chance the new day has brought...

to dance and laugh again...

to make up for the wrong things you've done...

to see your friends...

to love again...

and to make others feel happy and loved.

See?

It's more than just another long day ahead.

It's God's way of reminding you that He cares and loves you...

Caring

Even though

i know

you can handle

your life

on your own

that doesnt

keep me

from being concerned 

and wanting 2b ther 4 U....

so no matter wht,

hold on to this thought:

"I care"

maski di

obvious!

In the name of the...

[from an email, no source indicated]

This is a story of one poor customer service officer who receives calls on a daily basis.
One day he has to endure the conversation as follows:

Customer: 'May I know yourname?..'
CSO: 'Batman...'
Customer: 'May I know yourname?'
CSO: 'My name is Bat-man...'
Customer: 'Trying to be funny?!.What is your surname?..'
CSO: 'Supar-man.. .'
Customer: (shouting) 'I want tospeak with your manager...'

Taking a break

Practice the pause.

When in doubt,

Practice the pause.

When angry,

Practice the pause.

When tired,

Practice the pause.

When stressed,

Practice the pause.

Breathe...

Clear the mind...

View from a different perspective...

Smile...

Laugh...

Sleep...

Dream...

Breathe...

Even your heart needs rest.

Post ZTE

Gloria: hoy sec Neri, totoo b n tnwag mo akong evil?

Neri: a,e... yon po kc ang acronym ng pgkatao nyo ma'am...

        Expert, Versatile, Intelligent n Lovely!

Gloria: hi,hi,hi... true ka dyan! Evil nga ako!

8 text prayers

1.

The GOD we meet in

GOOD TIMES,

is the same we meet in

HARD TIMES.

May the Lord

REFRESH us 

& give us STRENGTH

as we face

new challenges

2.

Since

my hands

cant

reach you,

Let 

my 

prayers

hug you

with....

GOD's 

love and blessings,

guidance and good health

not only today but always.

3.

Before you sleep,

just gently lay every troubled thought away;

drop your burden

 and your care in the quiet arms of prayer

because

GOD never sleeps.

4.

Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings,

Thank You Lord that I can Hear...

There are many who are deaf.

Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible,

Thank You Lord that I can See...

There are many who are blind.

Even though I huddle in my bed and put off rising,

Thank You Lord that I have Strength to rise...

There are many who are bedridden.

God's Love Be with You.

5.

God's people fail a hundred times before each day is done...

But grace, in whispers, lifts them up one hundred times and one.

--William D. Blake

6.

We

aLwaYs

ask

GOD

2 give 

us

sigNs &

miracLes

2

deepeN

r

faith.

But

would 

it be

Nice

2 be

aware

that 

JESUS

is d

sigN

& YOU

are d

miracLe.

7.

prayer

is the 

best shield

agains all trials.

a heart 2 heart 

talk with GOd

will lessen

ur burden

4 HE will

nvr say no

2 those

who believe

in HIM

8.

i'm

ur

friend

bt

GOD

is ur BESTFRIEND

u

can

cry 

to me

bt

GOD

can DRY

ur TEARS

i

luV

you

but

GOD

luVs U

DEEPER

u

cn

hold

my HAND

bt GOD

can CARRY U

anyTym

Happiness isn't

getting what we want,

But its being satisfied

with what we have.

The way to be happy 

is

to be grateful

even with the

smallest blessings

we receive.

Upon waking up,

What r u

thinking?

Problems?

Money?

Love life?

Work?

Food?

Try to think this,

Thank GOD 

for another life.

And the rest will be fine.